The Whole Smiley Face Catalog (various net.artists) EMOTIONS: Basic Positive Emotions: :-) yer standard smiley face :-> alternate mouth :^) alternate nose... (:-) smiley big-face ):-) smiley big-face :-D said with a smile 8-| eyes wide with surprise :-o wow! :-v speaking :-, smirk |-) laughing |-D laughing :-))) laughing :-P tongue hanging out in anticipation M:-) saluting (symbol of respect) $-) just won the lottery or winning big at Las Vegas Kiss, Kiss! P-) getting fresh ;-) getting fresh (2) :-x kiss kiss :-X a big wet kiss! (:-* kiss... Wink, Wink... ;-) wink ( take this message with a grain of salt) ,-} wry and winking :-7 after a wry statement 9-) wink, left 6-) wink, right Basic Non-Committal Emotions: :-\ undecided :-i semi-smiley :-/ lefty undecided smiley |-) asleep (boredom) |I asleep (boredom) :-| "have an ordinary day" smiley :-I puzzled :-T keeping a straight face {} a 'no comment' message :-# submitter's lips are sealed :-x "my lips are sealed" smiley :-P has a secret to tell you :-Y a quiet aside M-),:X),:-M sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil Basic Unhappiness: :-( yer standard frowning face ):-( unsmiley big-face :-O worried :-o shocked :-C just totally unbelieving :-V shout :-[ pouting &.(.. crying :`-( crying :-w speak with forked tongue ---...--- - S.O.S :-r sticking tongue out &-| tearful :-c real unhappy :-| grim :-P sticking out tongue (symbol of disrespect) :-o shocked :-(O) yelling :~( has had his nose put out of joint :-@ screaming :-< real sad :-* oops! :-c bummed out :-e disappointed (:-( unsmiley frowning :-8( condescending stare (:-# message concerning something that shouldnt have been said... :-d lefty smiley razzing you (:-\ VERY sad... (:-... heart-breaking message... :-t cross :-< same Anger: >:-< mad (:-& angry... :-8( has condescending stare :-@ extremely angry >-< absolutely livid!! :-|| anger |-O bored by the article that you submitted >:-( sick and tired of reading this nonsense ~:-( particularly angry :-] expressing biting sarcasm :-[ expressing biting criticism Illness: (:-$ ill... :-(*) sick of recent netnews and is about to vomit :-( has read too many 'smiley' articles :-{~ read too many toilet paper articles before lunch :-'| has a cold :-R has the flu %') just finished a fifth of lunch Overwork/Overparty Emotions: :*) drunk :-& tongue-tied #-) partied all night 8-O has taken too many nodoz to work on thesis |-( late night messages %-) has been staring at the terminal for 36 hours :-* just ate a sour pickle %- drunk with laughter Personality Traits: |:-| excessively rigid (:I egghead <:I dunce =:-) a hosehead O:-) face with halo- acting very innocent <:-) dumb questions :-[ un-smiley blockhead :-] blockhead <:-) conehead I:-) blockhead *8=(: blubbering idiot :-D talks too much (:<) blabber mouth (:-D blabber mouth :-% talking out of both sides of mouth APPEARANCE: Facial Hair of All Varieties: (:-) bald |:-) has heavy eyebrows :-} has beard :-% has beard :-)} has goatee/beard :-@ beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso (:-{~ a message from a person with a beard :-{ has mustache :-{) has moustache :-#| bushy mustache :-=) older smiley with mustache %-) with long bangs (-) needing a haircut {:-) hair parted in the middle }:-) above in an updraft &:-) message from a person with curly hair @:-) message from a person with wavy hair {:-) has new hair style {:-{)} has new hair style, mustache and beard -:-) sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T =:-) long hair 3:-) curly hair [:-) flattop #:-) crewcut ?:-) wavy hair, parted on right *:-) electric hair {(:-) wearing toupee }(:-( wearing toupee in wind {{-}}} a refugee from the '60's Clothing, Glasses, Etc. (:-|K- formal message :-)8 well dressed :-X has bow tie g-) ponce-nez glasses ::-) wears glasses (8-) message from a person wearing glasses... 8-) wears glasses B-) wears horn-rims 8:-) wears glasses on forehead B-)-[< wearing sunglasses and swimming trunk %-) message about people with broken glasses R-) has broken glasses 8-) wears glasses B-) wears sunglasses B-| wearing cheap sunglasses %-) crossed-eyed '-) only has a left eye, which is closed .-] one-eyed smilely .-) has one eye ?-( about people with a black eye ':-) shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning @:I wears turban \:-) wears a french hat d:-) baseball player (hat on sideways) +(:-) propeller beanie [:-) listening to walkman thingy Mouths: :-v talking head :-$ face with it's mouth wired shut :-9 licking it's lips :-B drooling :-)' tends to drool :-6 after eating something sour :-* after eating something bitter :-q trying to touch its tongue to its nose :-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose :-o singing national anthem :-7 talks out of side of mouth :-{} wears lipstick :-# has been punched in the mouth :-b left-pointing tongue smiley :-" pursing lips :-(=) message about people with big teeth :-# has braces :-{#} messages teasing people about their braces :-E has major dental problems Smokers: :-G- smokes cigarettes :-Q smoker :-p~ smokes heavily :-d~ smokes heavily ~p :-) pipe smoker :-? smilely smoking a pipe :-Z tobacco chewer :-7 tobacco chewer, getting ready to spit :-` spitting out chewing tobacco Noses: :~) has ugly nose (needs nose job) :u) funny-looking left nose :>) has big nose :n) funny-looking right nose :~) pointy nose (righty) :v) left-pointing nose :^| broken nose (:^( message concerning people with broken noses :^) messages teasing people about their noses (:+) has a big nose... :=) has two noses :%)% has acne Male & Female: 8:-) a little girl :-)-}8 a big girl O>-<|= messages of interest to women o>8<|= messages about interesting women (:-) : 8- male (:-) : -8 male on the make (8-( : -8 masked rapist (:-[ : 8- male sadist (:-] : 8- male masochist *:-} 8 * female *:-} 8 O female on the make *:-} 8 0 female wearing chastity belt *:-} 8 8- transvestite (:-) : 8=== John Holmes $:-} 8 * female prostitute $:-) : 8- male prostitute [:-) : * gay female (butch) *:-} : 8- gay male (fem) /\ *:-} * big momma \/ (:-) ? has had a sex change Other Appearance: :-))) very overweight ~:o baby :-: mutant [:-] a message concerning a square head :< midget unsmiley :> midget invisible man C:-) has large brain capacity %-~ painted by Picasso ETHNICITY: =0== message about mexican on a railroad! =t== message about mexican run over by train >|-> message from China... <|-)= chinese <|-(= chinese and doesn't like this article |-) chinese _:^) Indian @:-) Indian (East) *\:-) Scottish <:-) Vietnamese peasant (unlikely) ](-[3 Viking (-: Australian :<() African tribesman >:^( headhunter (Amazon style) I8${} Ubangi - bone in nose X8-{} Ubangi's wife *8-O Ubangi's child i:o Ubangi's baby HOBBIES & OCCUPATIONS: +<:-| message from a monk/nun... :-0 orator 8-) swimmer :-% banker *(H-) downhill skier =:-) punk-rocker =:-#} punk with a mustache.... >B=) punk rocker =:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) Y :-) 8 plays guitar Y :-) O plays banjo (:)-) scuba diver 0-) wearing scuba mask 8=:-) a chef <<<<(:-) message from a hat sales-man... (:>-< message from a thief: hands up! 0-) an arc-welder (o:v) coal miner O:v)>--o doctor CD:-)> railroad engineer :-)W:-) barber +<||-) knight AT THE ZOO: := | baboon :=8) baboon d8= eager beaver pq`#' bull ~M`'~ camel }:-< cat __Q~`__ cat ) the Cheshire cat 3:-o cow pp# cow :3-< dog 6\/) the elephant submitter }. elephant `\ (O--< fishy message >-^);> fish 8) frog B) frog who is wearing sunglasses 8P bullfrog and it's mating season :-[ ] shark (jaws of doom) 8:] gorilla :8) pig ::) pig 3:*> Rudolph the reindeer |) salamander ~~~~~8} snake :<= walrus :V woodpecker FAMOUS PEOPLE: B-) Batman C=:-) The Galloping Gourmet 8=:-K The Sweedish Chef :-o Mr. Bill #:o+= Betty Boop >:*) Bozo the Clown *:o) Bozo the Clown *:O) Bozo the Clown :-))) William Conrad >>-O-> Gen. Custer :/7) Cyrano de Bergerac {8<> Daffy Duck ]:-) The Devil 8(:-) Walt Disney 7:-) Fred Flintstone [8-] Frankenstein 8(:-)-3 Annette Funicello {:^=( Hitler X:-) Aunt Jemima K:-) Aunt Jemima's sister - Helen Keller =|:-) Abe Lincoln (D:-] General Patton %-~ Picasso %-^ Picasso +O:-) The Pope :-\ Popeye 5:-) Elvis Presley \ 8-] FDR =):-) Uncle Sam O==):-{ Uncle Sam *<|:-) Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho) 8+() Tina Turner :-[ vampire :-E vampire with buck teeth 4:-) George Washington NOT-SO-FAMOUS PEOPLE: -=#:-) has wizard status $-) a yuppie Q:-) a new grad b-) pirate (with eye patch) L:-) just graduated :<| attends an Ivy League school (: (=| going to be a ghost for Halloween... =:-H plays for NFL (V)=| a pacman champion o-) a cyclops @-) a cyclops *-( a cyclops who got poked in the eye B-{= vampire NET.USERS: ~~:-( subscribes to alt.flame O |-) subscribes to soc.religion 8 :-I subscribes to comp.unix-wizards X-( subscribes to soc.suicide E-:-I subscribes to rec.ham-radio >:-I subscribes to rec.startrek 3:o[ subscribes to rec.pets - @= messages about nuclear war (:-) messages dealing with bicycle helmets __. has been properly chastised, or is merely asleep O-(==< has been chastised, or is merely asleep ===:[OO']>:=== feels he/she has been railroaded ;^? has punched out for submitting sexist article *-) was shot for the last posting i-=<***i CAUTION: poster has flame thrower i-=<******o-(==< ...and uses it! (alternately, i-=<*** __. ) ~~~\8-O needs to fix frayed cord on terminal \/\/\/\,8-O really should fix frayed line cord on terminal M:-< just had a bad experience with "rm"... MULTI-LINE AND OBSCURE SMILEYS: O-S-< a message from a person in a hurry O-Z-< a message from a person in a big hurry O-&-< a message from a person who is doing nothing O-G-< a message concerning oneself *:* message about fuzzy things *:** message about fuzzy people with a fuzzy mustache (-: left-handed oo somebody's head-lights are on messages ._) suffers from Lorentz contraction <:-)<<| message from a space rocket...